Keychain reads AWFULLY GORGEOUS FOR BEING THIS BROKE AND TIRED in motel style design.
Make a statement with this ultra-glam keychain that screams "I'm too cool to care!" in the loudest of purples! Perfect for the fashionista on a budget.
Details:
Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
Approximate size: 3.75" x 1.75" and comes on a split ring.
Materials: plastic and metal
GET BULLISH in small type on the back
Themes: recession, fashionista, living on a budget
Oh great, another product trying to appeal to the "cool" generation. This Born Too Early To Be A TikTok Star Motel Keychain is just what we all need. Because nothing screams "hip and edgy" like a keychain featuring the overhyped app that will probably be obsolete in a year. Perfect for millennials and Gen Z-ers who enjoy constant validation.
Reads, "Born Too Early To Be A Tiktok Star But Too Late To Ever Buy A House".
Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
Approximate size: 3.75"x1.75" and comes on a split ring
Materials: plastic and metal
Back says GET BULLISH in small type
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